HILLBILLY JOKES!!!

hillbills have to use this seat so they can cook up some good crap.

HILLBILLS ARE SO CRAZY THEY MILK A BULL.

A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."

Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?A: Throw in a bar of soap.

A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"

im a poet and u know it

Brick wall waterfall girl u think u know it all but u don't i do so boom with that attitude just dont go there(oklahoma style)
or
Brick wall waterfall girl you think you know it all you dont i do so boom with the attitude peace punch capton crunch i got something you cant tuch (Texas style)

lame ness

hey world. i dont think people will read this .but i love the color pink. and i love new mexico ha ha